February 2012
3 posts
January 2012
4 posts
Watchomgomgomgomg snow
“The rest were simply repetitions
Of the more notorious. Slim editions:
Less...”
– The Wild Party, Joseph Moncure March
December 2011
13 posts
this was just a moment in the woods
me: the giant.......is AIDS.
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW
WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE?
Shannon: you didn't THINK OF THAT????
me: I'M A STUPID POOPYFACE
Shannon: Promiscuity
GIANT SMOOSH
= AIDS
me: AIDS.
AIDS SHANNON
Shannon: It's profound.
me: was AIDS the subtext with which YOU played the giantess?
I NEVER NOTICED. IT WAS SO SUBTLE WHEN YOU DID IT.
with every tremble of your voice, i could feel the T cell-count of the baker's wife decrease.
Shannon: Yes, I was quietly sucking the T cells out of my victims with every line
Graham: I just want to see you get in a knife fight with someone from Boston Baroque
Me: i would win. i've been in a knife fight.
U.S. to Aid Gay Rights Abroad, Obama and Clinton... →
the weather may suck today, but this put a giant smile on my face.
“The United States will begin using American foreign aid to promote gay rights...”
– The New York Times, “U.S. to Use Foreign Aid to Promote Gay Rights Abroad.”
In-fucking-credible first step.
(via inothernews)
“If you don’t kiss me, Ben, I think I’m gonna die.”
– Sally, Follies
madonna.
Sean Patrick: Madonna performs at the super bowl halftime show
me: yes
Sean Patrick: I will never understand the audience they are trying to cultivate
me: gays.
November 2011
22 posts
christmas music
me: sometimes i really want to take christina aguilera, shake her senseless, and scream "JUST SUSTAIN ONE PITCH. JUST ONE. AND SUSTAIN IT."
Sean Patrick: but there are so many other pitches
“i said look natural, because being natural, you know—no makeup, messy...”
– donna mills, “the eyes have it”
“remember that time 100 minks were alive?”
– Emily Marvosh
“here’s some bass for your ass.”
– fine dining a la gregory
“if this is error, let her be mistaken
if i’m dreaming, let me never waken”
“the lady must be mad.”
October 2011
34 posts
halloween costumes
Dolly: let's say i found a cheap steering wheel
me: this is going nowhere good fast.
Dolly: and i owned a hacksaw, how would i attach it to my body?
me: we're ending this line of thought right now
Group of Minds: Arts Marketing →
a pretty fantastic roundup of arts marketing articles, especially the recent “tweet seats” one i learned about from @youvecottmail!
jeremy: do you want to go to a macallan tasting?
me: is this a trick question?
Watchtiny Handel sighting at @handelandhaydn!!