December 2011
13 posts
this was just a moment in the woods
me: the giant.......is AIDS.
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW
WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE?
Shannon: you didn't THINK OF THAT????
me: I'M A STUPID POOPYFACE
Shannon: Promiscuity
GIANT SMOOSH
= AIDS
me: AIDS.
AIDS SHANNON
Shannon: It's profound.
me: was AIDS the subtext with which YOU played the giantess?
I NEVER NOTICED. IT WAS SO SUBTLE WHEN YOU DID IT.
with every tremble of your voice, i could feel the T cell-count of the baker's wife decrease.
Shannon: Yes, I was quietly sucking the T cells out of my victims with every line
Graham: I just want to see you get in a knife fight with someone from Boston Baroque
Me: i would win. i've been in a knife fight.
U.S. to Aid Gay Rights Abroad, Obama and Clinton... →
the weather may suck today, but this put a giant smile on my face.
“The United States will begin using American foreign aid to promote gay rights...”
– The New York Times, “U.S. to Use Foreign Aid to Promote Gay Rights Abroad.”
In-fucking-credible first step.
(via inothernews)
“If you don’t kiss me, Ben, I think I’m gonna die.”
– Sally, Follies
madonna.
Sean Patrick: Madonna performs at the super bowl halftime show
me: yes
Sean Patrick: I will never understand the audience they are trying to cultivate
me: gays.
